25 Days of Knishmas!

This is a rough draft, but check it out! All non penguin images are owned by ABC.

(I'll catch up on these 3 days tommorow)

(I'll catch up on these 3 days tommorow)

Waddle on!

-Nayr11

Sorryz

Yeah, sorry. I've been kinda busy. Thx-giving break takes me away from my magical device that makes images, so I'm powerless here, LOL!

-Nayr11

So, here it is! The comic you all have been crying about to see!It's so good, it'll make you pants fall down! It's...
Well, not EXACTLY. My comic isn't all done; YET! I have parts 1 and 2 done. So I thought to myself, "Hey, why you keeping them waiting for part 3? Give 'em 1 & 2 already!" And that's exactly what I intend to do. So... HERE IT IS! (Click to enlarge)

Part 1

Part 2

How yer like it? IT'S AWESOME, RIGHT?!?! Part 3 will come soon. Did yer see dem storm on CP? SURE HOPE IT RAINS!

Waddle On!

-Nayr11

Never Make a Promise that Ya Can't Keep

So yeah, I know my comic is way past late, but if you were me, you would understand why it takes so ling. I really am trying to finish this week. To make it up to you though, remember that Club Penguin video in french, (sounds like pig latin) ? I'm guessing you can hear it right now as your reading. Well, anyways, I just found the ENGLISH version of the video! This is no edit penguins! C heck it out by clicking HERE. Hope yer like it! Now, I'm gonna go finish my work, then HOPEFULLY finish my new header and background, and HOPEFULLY finish my comic. BYEEE...

-Nayr11

Happy November!

Third Happy post, LOL. Anyways, FOR REAL, my new comic is out tommorow! WADDLE ON!

-Nayr11

Halloween Party 2010

OooOooOooOooO...!!! Happy (Almost) Halloween everybody, and to you skeletons, everybones! (Ahh... yet another cheesy joke!) Heh, heh... Wew. You guys like meh costume?
Aww, thanks! To all of you meaners that don't like it, ignore that sentence. Incase you haven't noticed, Nayr11's Club Penguin Comedy has been completely Halloweenitized! It just looks SO Halloweenie around here, LOL. Like my new header and background? Hope so! You guys wanna see a good sneak peak? ... Ok then! It's not like I would give yer a BAD sneak peak. Look under this next word for the sneak peak. "LLAMA"

Like it? I wanted ta put dem watermarks on, FIRST OF ALL, so nobody OR nobones steal it. SECOND OF ALL, I just found out actually HOW to add it, so yeah. You get the point. Anybody remember this? (FLASHBACK!!!!!)

Yeah, that one thing in the third sentence was funny. Huh? You didn't see that third sentence? OH! Then do it by clicking the money signs! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$ That's comedy gold. I'll be havin' a bunch-0-flashbacks, so get ready! Well, seasons greetings!

-Waddle On!

-Nayr11

P.S, I do NOT use penguin storm. It's just that they have a HUGE database with all these old SWFs. To bad the oage is gone forever now.. OooOooOooOoo..!!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLUB PENGUIN!!

A wise penguin once said, "Have you been on Club Penguin yet? Because they are having its 3rd birthday, but it's only going for the weekend. I have some cheats for you about the party." It's me! Fine, fine. Maybe the wise part isn't so true. But I did say it back when Club Penguin turned 3! You can read it by clicking here! Ahh, the good days. Back when my site literally stunk! But, things change, THANKFULLY! Anybody remember this?

Lol Hey, if some of you new people haven't ever seen the old parts of my site, check it out! You can find my hand drawn comics, and my camera takin pics. Well, I'm gonna go eat that cake, (the HUGE one in the town!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CLUB PENGUIN! Oh, and if Billybob EVER reads this, (he won't) try to make 2011 way better than 2010, and FIRE DISNEY! You guys seemed to be QUITE lazy this year. Repeating parties, same rooms for April Fools. Ya know what? I'll just make a list sometime of what you need to improve! Well signing off, this is Nayr11!

-Waddle On!

-Nayr11, (didn't I JUST say that?!) TRALFAZZ!

Makin a Comic

Yep, that's what I'm doing! Gimme an hour or so, (yep, it takes THAT long! LOL)

-Waddle On!

-Nayr11

New Club Penguin Commercial! (In French though...)

Well, not TOO bad, I guess.

But let's NOW let's use Nayr11's, "Handy Dandy Fatty Patty Cow Milkin' Translator! Anator..." Here's what this machine tells me the video says:

"Don't vistit Club Penguin! You can become a Ninja, (But then blow up as you can see), become a Secret Agent, (But you can only look like this), and fly a Jetpack! Watch out, you might explode! XD Scare the pants off of sledding penguins, ruin the surf contest, crash the party, then land! Put on a helmet, (so you can jackhammer that guy!) Club Penguin! don't visit us! 'The End' "

(Pounds machine)... DARN! The machine must be broken! Club penguin is AW-EH-SUM! Ignore my translator, anator. It's ALL wrong!

-Waddle On!

-Nayr11

Contest!

OK! Know what that pic on the last post is? It's Vala's Pumpkin Patch! Check it out! Sooooo... Guess what?! I'm having a contest, and it's called a LAUGH OFF! Look! The white puffle is so happy!
Anyways...Ugg... G! What now?! I'll be right back...

"G! ... Well no... You always have to open open the firing me excuse, don't you? Fine, Fine! Gosh, you're all ready famous enough."

'Cough' Ok everybody, now for the, "Are you serious?! Ugg!!!" The brilliant megamind, (the reason the name the movie that) oh so handsome, Gary the Gadget Guy! Watch out ladies, he's single! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go barf in a doctors pants! ...

I'll just put some ducky tape on your beak, and... Oh yeah! Nevermind that. So, I need you guys to try and make the one and only super funny Nayr11, laugh out YOUR joke!! Yep, I'm just that kinda guy. But here's what I mean by 'joke'...

-Submit me a comic! It can be hand drawn, or on the computer! (If funny, I will post as a comic on my up-coming comic page!)

-Tell me a funny story of Club Penguin! (If funny, I can re-type it, make some pics, and turn it into a book and post it on here!)

-Submit a funny picture! (If funny, I will post it on my funny pictures page!)

-No 'jokes'! (I really don't like those cheesy jokes. Please don't send me any of those. Overall, no Q and A or knock knocks, or any!)

-Funny Club penguin Video! (I will post it on my site if it makes me laugh out loud! Not literally...)

-Anything else!

Well, that's all. Here's how to submit...

Step 1: Make your picture, comic, ect.

Step 2: Download it to Tinypic.com!

Step 3: Comment on my latest post giving a link to it

Step 4: Milk a cow! Wait, don't do that, (unless you live on a farm or something)

Well, that's all there is to it! Pretty simple, huh? Some MAJOR rules though.

-No bad images!

-No bad words! (Please pretend like you are Billybob posting on the what's new blog. No harsh words that may sound OK)

-Make it appropiate! (Hope you can read dat)

-Include a taco for a better chance to win! (Just put it anywhere!)

Any now, a word from Aunt Arctic...
Yeah, uh huh.

Waddle On!

-Nayr11