How to join the EPF

So, you wanna join the EPF, huh? Well we have been watchin you, and you gots the right stuff. Here's a little guide to help you get 100% on the test, and be the ultimate agent!

It is the BEST pie, Oh wait, I'm off topic. Anywho, once you get in there, there will be nothing, but an everyday phoning facility. You need a recruit letter from an EPF agent like me. If you need me to send you one, just let me know! Once you get a recruit, click on GO THERE! on the letter. Then you will be taken to the test, as shown below!
You will be welcomed to this top secret room, and be asked to throw a snowball at a target. Do that right away! Then, you will be asked to step on a green square. Once you do, the phone screen thingymabob will say something like, "READY? Set, GO!" Then RUN!
Go as fast as you can to the red square. Try to be quicker than 10 seconds.
Then you will be asked to hide, so they can see how smart you are. You probably aren't smart enough for the EPF though, because you are reading this guide. LOL I'M JUST KIDDING! I know ya gots the skills.
Anywho, just hide behind the pole where the green square was. As you can see below...
Camera 1 can't see you, but camera 2 can! In order to fix that, you must hit that camera 2 with a snowball, by pressing T on your keyboard, then aim the target at the camera, and click.

OW!
Lol, when it turns back on it goes all crazy looking for you!
Searching, searching, can't find you.
This is funny! LOL
The final test will be the cage trap. BUT WAIT! There is also ANOTHER way to pass this test. Just wait till' the trap is done, then just be a lazy couch potato! Do exactly NOTHING!
Here is how to do that. While the computer is preparing the trap, throw a snowball at the power box. You know? The one on the pole where you hid behind, and where the green square was? That one.
BUT WAIT! There is also ANOTHER way to pass this test. Just wait till' the trap is done, then just be a lazy couch potato! Do exactly NOTHING! Here is the result, with me replying to the computer.
LOL
ROFL!
Then it will say this! YAY!!!!!! Feel free to then run around in circles!!!!!!!
If you did all that, then the pole at the top right corner of the room will open up, showing the EPF entrance!
You should then probably walk in!
This HQ is AWESOME! It's even better then the PSA, speaking of the PSA HQ...

Well, let's just say to go down that tubey thingy, and you'll know what I mean!

Waddle On!