Sunday, June 12, 2011

UGLYNESS!

Dear Club Penguin,
I got three words for you. "Penguin Band Ugliness". Yeah, that's right. Penguin band is ugly. Let me explain:
Let's start with Franky, shall we?
File:Frankyband.png

Ahhh.. Look at that AWESOME penguin band member. The newest member of the band, and a great guitarist, I might add. Now you have completely thrown THIS awesome man in the garbage, and replaced it with this junk:
Franky name.png
Umm... EWWW!!!! He is now some weird bald dude, and no more does he play guitar. Oh, no, no no. He now plays some double decker piano. For real? C'mon, double deckers are for hamburgers, not the piano!!! And the baldness has got to be covered up! Put his hat back on!

Ok then, now on to Petey K:
File:Petey K.png
K, look at Petey K. Isn't he awesome? He looked like the oldest member of this country crew, the wisest, and funniest! But now you have stuffed him along in the garbage as WELL! Now you have replaced it with THIS:
File:Petey K name.png
Who is this girl? What?! It's Petey K?! You must be joking! He looks like a girl! At least he still plays the accordian. On to Stompin' Bob:File:Stompin Bob.png
The coolest member of the band here, with his cool bass. You now clutter even MORE into the dump, and replace it with this weirdo...
File:Stompin Bob name.png
What's up with this?! He looks, like, a trillion billion years younger! It's horrible! He looked like another older member of the band, and now he looks like he is in high school. Shall I go on? Good! On to G Billy:
File:G Billy name.png
This drummer is more awesome than a possum! He is very talented, mostly while playing the drums. Now you overstuffed the garbage by throwing him out, and replacing him with...
File:G Billy.PNG
You threw this guy out comepletely, and replaced it with this guy! I don't even know his name! Wait, you're tellin' me dats the same guy? Impossible! Let's explain what went wrong: You throw away his hat, and planted some hair, not on his back, but his head! And placed some odd banana with it? Whoops, I mean, bandana, but it looks like a banana! He looks freakish with his beak, and looks like he has shoulder pads! Plus, he looks like he is on some kiddie drums!
We all want the old band back. Please consider it!

-Nayr11

9 comments:

Luna said...

OMG NAYR! THANK YOU! FINALLY SOMEONE AGREES WITH ME!!!! Cp emailed me back and they said they needed to "change". But they don't even look modern, they remind me of the 1900's for some reason...they just look plain terrible. Next, Herbet's gonna grow a sparkly mustache. XD

Nayr11 said...

Yeah, I know! This is actually an email I tried to send to CP, but it wouldn't let me... (I think it is too long) I hope to add my funny pics of the penguin band hangin' in the trash with Oscar the Grouch, too!

Tauseeq said...

nayr how do you make ur headers?

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Nayr11 said...

First tell me why you want to know, please.

Tauseeq said...

Well from the first day i opened cheating sites i wondered how do these guys make headers and tht stuff i asked tht on like 30 sites no reply but you are kind and helpful i think can you please tell me.And how do monchocho make headers of his site plz tell me tht would be very helpful :D

Nayr11 said...

Well, I actually design mine on keynote.

Anonymous said...

I am agreeing with you, but all I like is Stompin Bob's guitar. I mean, they all look ugly. Except for the guitar.