Monday, August 16, 2010

Field- Ops #10 Cheats!

So yeah, I was just aboutz ta order dem pizza at da pizza parlor, (cuz as you know, all we have to eat are those AWEFUL fish dogs, at the top of the Mountain!) So then...
All of a sudden...
My armpit starts buzzing!
They call ME instead of me call THEM?! That is...
So I grab the buzzing phone outta my buzzing armpit, and look what I saw!
They give you what you ordered at the Command Room?! COULD THIS GET ANY BETTER!?
Of course I click GO THERE, and...
New shield pop? 75% off? THAT'S AMAZING! I need a great pop, that gives me a shield! (Never know when dem Gangstahz can come outta your toilet or anything. Can't be too careful!)
Awww MAN! This isn't shield pops! This is G!!!
Whada you want G? NO! I will NOT fix a hot coffee machine! I'M HUNGRY! Huh? Oh! No, no, no. No need to fire me, FINE! I'LL DO IT! But what aboutz meh pizza?
YAY! Wait, gross! I ASKED FOR CHEESE! Well, at least it looks like Yoda!
Ok, I will accept, but first...
HEH, HEH, HEH...
YES! Wait, NO! He had a BACKUP PLAN?! Grrr, fine! You take these Aunt Arctic!
To the tubey thingymaboberoos!
Weeee!!!!
Hmmm.... My senses are tingling, IT MUST BE...
To the coffee shop! So, you thought you could dress up like non-members and trick me, Eh? Well then, HAVE SOME BAD CHEESY PUNS! What? All heros have em'!
I'm about ta attack, when all of a sudden, my armpit starts buzzing! But no time for that... "It has pizza sales!!!"

Hey, these aren't pizza sales! Well, I guess I'm stuck with this.
The only reason I hate this challenge is cuz it's so S L O W on this computer! Almost there, yes, YES!
NO!!!!!!!
Awwww MAN! YOU SET MY PUDDING ON FIRE! Oh well! There! Now I got it!
Waddle On!

-Nayr11

Saturday, August 14, 2010

Haiti Art Contest!


OH MY GOSH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
THIS IS A DREAM COME TRUE! READ THIS!!!!

Hello Penguins!


As many of you know, we're always trying to help kids and families all over the world. And thanks to your support and generosity, a new school has been built in Haiti.


It just needs one more thing - a painted mural for the playground... And we want YOU to design it!


Show us what having fun means to you by drawing and sending us a picture of your penguin playing with your buddies! We'll then select the Top 4 pictures, and everyone will vote for their favorite here on the What's New Blog!


If your artwork is chosen, it will be painted by one of our artists as a large wall mural. We hope this mural will help share the gift of fun with all the kids who play there.


We'll be putting up a submission page next week. Here's the Dos and Don'ts list for your picture, so you can get started:


Do:

1. Draw between two and four penguins playing together.
2. Draw the picture taking place outdoors.
3. Draw penguins with only one or two simple items. Like hats and scarves!
4. Try to use five colors or less.
5. Use any art style you like! Pencils, pens and paints are great!


Don't
:

1. Include any personal information (like an address).
2. Use any words.
3. Use anyone else's pictures.
4. Draw large or complicated items. (No Squidzoids!)


So what do you think? Let us know, and make sure to check back next week for more info.


Until then... Waddle on!


-Club Penguin Team


By Billybob on August 14 2010 10:00

I BETTER GET STARTED RIGHT AWAY!!!!!

WADDLE ON!!!!!!

-Nayr11

Thursday, August 12, 2010

Mountain Expedition Cheats!

Sorry I'm late on cheats, my Mom wouldn't let me on! lol So, go to the town or plaza, and click on one of the signs to go to then Ski Village!
Once your there, go in to Mountain Expedition camp!
It's funny to think I was in here already, but it was a snow maze. Lol
Here's the campsite, we have the sled, supplies, but OH! A DENTIST?!?!?!? It's bad enough we have dentist in the real world, but now here too?! It makes me wanna barf in a doctor's pants! (My Brother knows what I mean! Lol) Sooo... enter the cave and...
The Ice Caves! Yay!! the icicles may be a little tricky to get through, so either get a blow torch and melt em', or...
Click on every other icicle starting with the first one! Eventually you should get through! Special thanks to Saraapril for this tip!
Yay! It kinda looks like a monster's mouth, and he just lost all his teeth! LOL!
Once you get out of the monster's mouth, you come to this other campsite! I love how it snows here! Just like on my site! If you go and head on up...
Aww shoot! Dead end!! Thanks a lot GANGSTAHZ!!! Oh wait, looky here...
An axe, huh?
I know! Let's brush it off with this poison ivy! YAY POISON IVY!! :D
Why do I feel so itchy?!?!?! Oh well. Yay! It's finished! You know what that means...
POWER TIME!!!!! Ahh, my axe!! It's floating away!!
Oh wait! It's cutting down that log!! YAY SCARY FLYING SPOOKY AXE!!! :D

Throw some snowball at the icicles, and... well, I'll let you see THAT for yourself!
Well, the log's gone. Now what?!
Oh look, it fell outta the sky. YAY LOGS THAT FALL OUTTA THE SKY!! :D
Finally! We made it to the top! Victory!!!
Hi Edster12499! Smile for the camera!! Cheese! Yum...
BLINDING LIGHT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
Hmm... well that's weird! Two other guys appeared outta nowhere! Oh well!
Wait wait wait wait. I climbed, all this way, to get some icky disgusting Fish Dogs? GROSS!!!
Don't forget to grab your free flag!!
Now, if you go back down past all that flying stuff. By the way, still itchy!
Oooohhh... LOOK! An awesome little cave thingy! Is that a penguin play award in the ice?! I think this will have something to do with Herbert! And look at that path! I think we will have access to there soon! Did you guys know there are two new stamps today? Check it out!
Waddle On!

-Nayr11