New Club Penguin Commercial! (In French though...)

Well, not TOO bad, I guess.

But let's NOW let's use Nayr11's, "Handy Dandy Fatty Patty Cow Milkin' Translator! Anator..." Here's what this machine tells me the video says:

"Don't vistit Club Penguin! You can become a Ninja, (But then blow up as you can see), become a Secret Agent, (But you can only look like this), and fly a Jetpack! Watch out, you might explode! XD Scare the pants off of sledding penguins, ruin the surf contest, crash the party, then land! Put on a helmet, (so you can jackhammer that guy!) Club Penguin! don't visit us! 'The End' "

(Pounds machine)... DARN! The machine must be broken! Club penguin is AW-EH-SUM! Ignore my translator, anator. It's ALL wrong!

-Waddle On!

-Nayr11