Next time I will show you pictures that farting Eric drew and they are really good. I will also show you a picture of mine some other time. To end it all, I will show you a picture that farting Eric drew at school.
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Sonic Celebration!
Next time I will show you pictures that farting Eric drew and they are really good. I will also show you a picture of mine some other time. To end it all, I will show you a picture that farting Eric drew at school.
Thursday, November 20, 2008
Guess what? Ninjas are real
I am not a ninja yet. I am only a white belt. I will tell you some cheats I've heard about the ninjas and some that I've seen. I've seen that lots of penguins have been in ninja costumes - how dare they become ninjas before me! And I've heard that if they dance (or it might be wave, I have no idea because I'm not a ninja) they turn invisible and you can see yourself go right through them. If you want to see a picture of the ninja hideout than go the website Club Penguin Gang, and a few posts down, it shows a picture.
Also, the picture above me shows me playing card jitsu. A new game on how to become a ninja. It is kind of like tic tac toe. So it is sort of easy. I'll tell you how it works. There are cards and the fire card beats the snow card cuz it melts the snow. The water card beats the fire card because it puts it out. Last of all, the Eric farting card defeats the good perfume card - just kidding, those aren't real cards at all. It's actually the snow defeats the water because it freezes the water. If you have the same kind of card, for example snow and snow, whoever has the higher number wins that round. If you have the EXACT same cards, then they will just Poof away and the penguins will bow evenly at each other.
Last of all, you can speak to the almight Sensie. He calls me Grasshopper for some reason. I'm afraid some pesky crow will come and eat me. Maybe his sighting sees everything as grasshoppers. Oh well, he is really old anyway. =) Did I mention that you can also face him in a game of card jitzu. I've heard from a ninja that the more times you play him, he gets weaker and you can defeat him. You may be wondering, what do you mean he gets weaker. Let me tell you, he has the best cards in the world; whenever you put your card down he does it the exact second after, and he also chooses the exact card to beat you. I think he has secret goggles to see your cards. I'm hoping to beat him one day. If these directions that I've given you about card jitzu don't make sense, get on Club Penguin and ask sensei. I hope you become a ninja, if you do, don't hack on my website. Now excuse me, I've got to get rid of the smell of Eric farting (or is that a zebra)
Monday, November 10, 2008
Proof of Ninjas in Club Penguin
If you have read the last post, then listen closely, for I shall only say this once.
This is proof that there's ninjas in club penguin. As you can see in the picture, the black blob in the middle is actually a ninja. All you have to do is one easy step and I mean it's really easy. Click on the N in Nightclub and then you'll see the ninja jump back and forth and behind the building. This is so exciting! If you find anymore, please tell me. Yours in truth and justice, NAYR11 THE AMAZING.
Yea, they're digging out the dojo
But remember when I told you that I broke the dojo when I was a monster during the Halloween party? Well, they have been starting to dig it out and they are really doing good. If you go to the inside of the dojo you'll notice that there should be a ninja training sign inside the dojo and it says it's coming on the 17th. That's just one week away!
Here is the dojo on the outside. I can't believe it; the ninja's must have been hiding in a secret top part of the dojo as you can see in the picture. And they also have a waterfall for crying out loud. I think that there are ninjas and if you go the next post. I have proof for ninjas. Well, try to look for more ninja's. Also I've seen and heard of ninjas in other places, but it'll be hard to take pictures but here's one ninja thing I've heard rumors of. If you are an agent, then go into the HQ and if you wait long enough I've heard that on one of the screens you'll see a ninja, and then the screen will have a sign up that says 'we don't even exist'. I don't know if it's true, but I think it is. Happy More Ninja Hunting.
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Oh no, I broke the dojo
This guy digging out the snow looks very suspicious. I mean, look at the way he's smiling. And look! He's got a new penguin color. He's even wearing a hat covering his eyes, and look at the way he's dressed. Plus, look at his username with the question marks. This, my friends, is the absolute spot of a ninja.
PS - I've also seen a ninja move inside of the lighthouse (shadow of ninja). In the gift shop, I saw the shadow of a ninja moving. And, also, I saw in the ski lodge that the mirror with the shape of a ninja shadow would every once in a while, move and look at you like Eric farting. (Eric is my brother)
I think they're going to let you be a ninja. This is so cool. I might write about other ninja sightings at time. Well happy ninja hunting.
Sunday, November 2, 2008
Last day of Halloween party
As you can see, I tripped and got shocked and turned into a monster instead. I would have taken the picture of me turning into a monster but somehow I destroyed the camera I guess. Well, sorry I couldn't get on at Halloween, so happy two days after Halloween.