Guess what? Ninjas are real

So guess what? Finally my prediction came true. You can become a ninja in Club Penguin!
I am not a ninja yet. I am only a white belt. I will tell you some cheats I've heard about the ninjas and some that I've seen. I've seen that lots of penguins have been in ninja costumes - how dare they become ninjas before me! And I've heard that if they dance (or it might be wave, I have no idea because I'm not a ninja) they turn invisible and you can see yourself go right through them. If you want to see a picture of the ninja hideout than go the website Club Penguin Gang, and a few posts down, it shows a picture.

Also, the picture above me shows me playing card jitsu. A new game on how to become a ninja. It is kind of like tic tac toe. So it is sort of easy. I'll tell you how it works. There are cards and the fire card beats the snow card cuz it melts the snow. The water card beats the fire card because it puts it out. Last of all, the Eric farting card defeats the good perfume card - just kidding, those aren't real cards at all. It's actually the snow defeats the water because it freezes the water. If you have the same kind of card, for example snow and snow, whoever has the higher number wins that round. If you have the EXACT same cards, then they will just Poof away and the penguins will bow evenly at each other.

Here is the outside of the dojo. It is really cool and I really like to see all the stuff. But during the grand opening I really liked it when you could walk on top of the building part because if it weren't covered in snow and you could see yourself doing that, it would look really cool. Can you spot my penguin in here? I'll give you a hint - I'm in the yellow spiky hair, ninja boots, and I have a white belt. The beginning of it is penguin and it has a bunch of numbers after it. Believe me, I have no idea why it is called that. For all the time I've had my account, it's been nayr11, but it only shows up on the regular chat server and I don't know why. Also, if you spot me, than I asked for you to spot me for a reason. There is this kind of funny door shaped rock behind me, a secret door. If you are a ninja (which I am not, BOOHOO) I've heard you can walk in there and go to the ninja hideout.

Last of all, you can speak to the almight Sensie. He calls me Grasshopper for some reason. I'm afraid some pesky crow will come and eat me. Maybe his sighting sees everything as grasshoppers. Oh well, he is really old anyway. =) Did I mention that you can also face him in a game of card jitzu. I've heard from a ninja that the more times you play him, he gets weaker and you can defeat him. You may be wondering, what do you mean he gets weaker. Let me tell you, he has the best cards in the world; whenever you put your card down he does it the exact second after, and he also chooses the exact card to beat you. I think he has secret goggles to see your cards. I'm hoping to beat him one day. If these directions that I've given you about card jitzu don't make sense, get on Club Penguin and ask sensei. I hope you become a ninja, if you do, don't hack on my website. Now excuse me, I've got to get rid of the smell of Eric farting (or is that a zebra)